ALIEN FOUND IN SUPERMARKET CAR PARK! Scientists say they don’t know what to do with it. The alien figure was found by surprised shop assistant, Tom Brown. “I went to throw out the day’s rubbish in the supermarket bins and, poking out from beneath the empty crisp packets and squashed milk bottles, was this thing… with a six fingered, slimy green hand!” said Brown. Leading space expert, Professor Albert Pong exclaimed, “I have never seen anything like this before! I don’t know what this creature is, where it has come from or what to do with it! ”If you have any information regarding this alien or can help us return it to its rightful owner."